Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

Boomer Blaming

Why engage in a enlightened debate when you can shift the blame on to an entire generation.

Yanny - Stupid boomers, why didn't they use solar panels or windmills.
Lauren - Because they were super expensive and less effective at the time?
Yanny - That's no excuse, they should have looked at the icecaps! Besides, they had that oil-shortage in the seventies. Surely they should have seen the signs in the sky!
Lauren - Well - the icecaps weren't degrading as badly as today... I believe the oil-crisis was caused by international politics, and presumably some scientists predicted in the seventies that we were on the verge of a new ice-age.
Yanny - Greenpeace knew about global warming, but people didn't care.
Lauren - Sometimes Greenpeace went a little overboard, the petrolium industry was acting reactionarily not to mention lead-added gasoline, and people also worried more about the cold war for a long time...
Yanny - After the cold war ended, they should have done more!
Lauren - I think so too, but at that time, the effects of climate change were still lessened by the ocean dampening the effects.
Yanny - But in the 2000's, they must have known!

Lauren - Yeah, I think that was when the movement started to gather steam, and they also worried about 9/11.
Yanny - Aren't you just a boomer apologist?
Lauren - Aren't you boomer blaming?
Yanny - No, they are the reason the climate has gone crazy!
Lauren - Partially, but the effects take so long that...
Yanny - Ok, If I just say I am a boomer blamer will you shut up!
Lauren - Okay.

by Meh99 June 28, 2021

Cap Blaming

Cap Blaming Is What A Person Does When Their Loses And He/She Can't Accept That Their Team Lost To A Better Team On That Particular Day. These Are The Same Type Of People That Love To Talk About The Past Because They Have Nothing To Talk About In The Present. They Also Hate Expansion Teams Because They're Afraid Of Competition. They Blame Everything On Gary Bettman

Cap Blaming Is Very Popular With Losers.

Everyone is Cap Blaming for the Tampa Bay Lightning for their success

by Sapper9900 July 3, 2021

Ava Blamire

A girl who has dreams to the best she can possibly be and has a heart of gold. She is clever, creative, selfless and sensitive. Make sure to treasure her as u may not know what she is going through.

Who is Ava Blamire?
The kindest soul you’ll ever meet.

by Sunshine_rose August 8, 2022

Victim Blaming

Nooo I'm not blaming the victims. I'm just not blaming the perpetrators. Which is what you want me to do and BECAUSE I'M NOT... You're using that as justification for your antipathy towards me.

Hym "Noooo... You want a thing that is a 'parent problem' to be an everybody problem but if I were to apply that to literally anything else (say, me not getting my dick sucked) you would reject it. It's funny too because I couldn't be any more ambivalent about it and I've done more to stop it than any of you EVER COULD. (👈 That one there is for The Homelander) So, no. No victim blaming here.

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023