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New Brunswick

A place in central Jersey where gay dudes give out free blow and people vomit all over houses. It is commonplace to fall asleep in an all-night diner at around dawn while visiting New Brunswick. New Brunswick also fosters the world's most unattractive female population. New Brunswick is an even worse place to be than Wilkes-Barre, PA. However, gay men in New Brunswick are always very willing to pay your train fares home if you are unfortunate enough to be stranded there. New Brunswick is not just the armpit of the armpit of America, though; New Brunswick can be used to describe a generally surreal or just plain shitty state of mind. There is a 65% percent chance you will meet an Eskimo Brother of yours in New Brunswick.
Me: "Hey man that gay dude just gave me free coke!"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick, bro!"

"Oh fuck, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"

"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick?"

"Holy fuck! When that homo whipped out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"

(referring to some place strangely surreal, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick, bro?"
by F NewBruns 11 January 17, 2011
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buns

when one man desires to have sexual intercourse with a woman with a big butt
I need some buns
by hobby November 26, 2014
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Fun buns

A woman or man used for sexual purposes only
Man, I need to get some fun buns going this weekend. I haven't been laid in weeks.
by Monsignor O'Shea October 6, 2006
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brunswick bath

liquid defecation of great magnitude (usually onto a person or object of value).
After sampling the fast food at all restaurants within 50 miles, he celebrated by giving his girlfriend a Brunswick Bath mid-coitus.
by B.H. Maine October 3, 2005
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Buns

a very good looking man with an even more good looking butt.very shy and doesnt talk to girls easily.wears REALLY tight pants.
Doenica:WOW!look at that guy!
Rachel:oh i think his name is Roberto!
Amanda:ya,he's in my math class....he's a total Buns!
by Maribitch Garbonior April 15, 2008
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brunsin

when you put your head between you a girls boobs moving it side to side to make you cheeks wobble while saying BRRRRuuuuuuuunSIN
i brunsined that girl last night.
by Lil Herc February 17, 2005
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Buns Fever

My friend Joe Twittered me today to tell me the park bench was so hot he got ass sweat on his pants I told him yes that what I call buns fever.
by chevolay August 26, 2009
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