The Bernstein Bail

When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)

Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.

by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021

mo' beats

I got mo' beats than y'all.

keep fishin' still seems small.

by wepeel August 22, 2003

Berkshire

Name of a street in the OC... Home of The Berkshire Ballers.

"Hey yo, we gonna ball it up on Berkshire tomorrow?"
"Like hells yeah!"
"Ill"

by DG January 4, 2004

Berbs

'Berbs' means very perky boobs.

Old woman, "I wish I had some Berbs."

by Yeeee! April 8, 2009

Kenny Beats

Some tall white kid who should have played basketball.

Kenny Beats has no relation to any sort of law enforcement.

by waitwhothefuckwrotethis? November 21, 2021

Beats

Another word for masturbation

Skall beats it all the time to porno.

by Dave Fry April 28, 2004

bersan

Bersan is a friendly, round person. He thinks he´s funny but he isn´t. Sometimes everyone laughs at his jokes because it´s so sad that it´s not funny at all. We like him though. He has to be gay.
#getitbersan #heeeychicas

Oh dang, bersan again.

by Explora March 1, 2018