Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy

She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin

by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021

Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.

After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.

by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022

Benjamin

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.

"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"

by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 5, 2015

Benjamin

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXDCCCCCCCCCCCETDGDVCGC.

"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC

by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017

Benjeyjey

Consists of Benji Krol and Jeyjey Gardi. The cutest couple on Tik Tok. They are literally the definition of couple goals.

Benjeyjey? Omg they are literally couple goals. They are so cute together!

by monkeypott June 27, 2019

Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.

Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.

by MTeasy October 26, 2011

Benjamas

Benjamas are a unique line of Dance attire that is often made to order for the most perfect look and fit. Currently made of fleeces for warmups and nylons for tights/shorts, and some street skirts made of courdoroy. Made to order with the owner himself, making sure you look and feel your best when you dance! You're sure to stand out of the crowd.

"Wow I love the new line of Superhero Benjamas! I've never seen her legs look better than in those tights!"

by TIGHT LIGHT February 1, 2010