Beebert

Noun. A petname of love.

You're my beebert.

by Ms. Buns Beebs May 21, 2004

betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

cheater beater

An individual or team that triumphs over an enemy that is an acknowledged cheater.

The NY Giants are the cheater beaters in this year's Super Bowl!

by A.E. Joseph February 15, 2008

Beefer

A beefer is someone that creates beef, drama, fights, etc.

Man, Adams such a beefer!

by Chels <3 November 18, 2006

better than sex cake

Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.

Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"

Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"

Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."

Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"

Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"

Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"

Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"

Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"

by Thing 2 December 13, 2008

bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length

A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.

by David Amundson November 5, 2007

beater meater

the act of beatting your meat till your fuckin little nuts fall off into your bed...constantly.....

larry got damn u fucking fein im tired of you being a damn beater meater

by db gutta June 28, 2009