This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.

Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!

by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

Bachakalakalua

A bachakalakalua is another word for 'mouse trap'. Used by hicks who are missing their two front teeth.

Bob:Dude! Did you see that mouse?!
Sue:Yeah! I tried to catch it and got my finger caught in the bachakalakalua!

by Amaris September 7, 2005

beccasaurus

stay away. beware of the beccasaurus! she will eat you from the inside. she starts on the bladder and works her way up to the brain. she is living inside you if you caseybate too much. she eats little children.

that beccasaurus makes my internal organs slosh around.

by lolalivesunderatree January 23, 2009

Because I said so

A thought-terminating cliché used by authoritarian parents to suppress disobedience and critical thinking in children. Often most seen in Asian parents.

Child: Can I get a switch for my 14th birthday? All my friends have one and I wanna play with them at recess

Parent: No. No fun allowed in school, only study.
Child: But why?!
Parent: Because I said so!!!
Some guy sitting next to them in public: *slow claps* Wow! What an answer! I'm sure your child is totally going to believe that one!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 25, 2021

Becca

Becca is the coolest and prettiest girl you will ever meet, she's funny cute and a smoker. But who the hell cares she can than chill with the boys. She is really good friends with people names Julia and Taylor. Usually hangs with hott older boys.

Woahhh....Her name must be Becca

by Staybeautifulbitches September 13, 2011

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003