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Bean Boi

by BeanBoi101 December 18, 2019
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Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.
Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"
by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019
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Beans in a cup

When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.
Omg, last night we were doing beans in a cup, I'm surprised I was able contain all of that!
by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019
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punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.
Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.
by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018
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Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.
by porscherider99 May 3, 2018
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Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.
Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"
by RayRayTec June 22, 2011
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Bean Cave

The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.
"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."
by MysticBacon November 3, 2011
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