Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB

Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.

by Muchaco March 22, 2010

Tractor beam

When a person walks past a TV/computer screen and stops mid-stance to stare at whatever is on the screen, instead of continuing on to his destination. Appears to have been pulled in by the tractor beam of the screen and is unable to move or think.

I asked my son to go make his lunch for school but he passed the loungeroom on the way and Scooby Doo was on, and he was caught in the tractor beam. He was there, frozen solid, for a good ten minutes until I turned off the TV.

by littlebarefoot August 22, 2010

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

ashton heat beam

The Ashton Heat Beam AHB is a phenomenon experienced when smoking marijuana through a bong. The AHB causes a a sharp burning pain on the bong-smokers forehead in cases where the smoker is huddled too close over the bong.

I say squire, don't get too close or the Ashton Heat Beam will strike.

by David Ashton February 25, 2005

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007

Bead Bearer

a Bead bearer is a person, naturalist, Nu Metal or Surfer who wears wooden beads. 4inch beads are the most fashionable, but 8 inches count.
Bead bearers like the same music as nu metals

Nu Metal: Look, its bill, the bead bearer!
Surfer: DUUUDE

by shurrup July 14, 2004

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010