turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye

Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018

Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.

I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.

by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018

Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018