Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009

Aspen cute

Desribing a girl of average or below looks who, when in Aspen, CO, is suddenly much more attractive due to the low women to men ratio.

"Yeah, she's Aspen cute. I'd hit that."

by Eden19 March 13, 2009

aspartame

Artificial sweetener commonly found in diet soft drinks as well as other sugar free foods.

Aspartame is thought to be carcinogenic

by xei September 3, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

asphalt ugly

term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat ass bitch

damn bro, yo bitch is asphalt ugly.

by josue July 13, 2004

Aspen

Amazing cute girl thats fun to talk to. She can easily become a great friend and it won’t take very long for you to trust her. Although it will take some time for her to trust you. She’s always there to help anyone out if they’re having a difficult time. She is super sarcastic and can come off as rude or mean, but she is just very blunt and will tell someone how it is how she sees it. She’s got gorgeous hair that everyone loves

Have you met that Aspen chick
No, but I’ve heard she’s super cool

by LexaVega December 25, 2017

Aspen

Aspen is a very caring and sweet person! If you meet one you are very lucky and never let her go, because that’s the worst mistake you could ever make. She is VERY loud and friendly and a great best friend.

Mark- who is that pretty girl yelling at Josie in the hallway
Jay- oh that’s aspen

by Jbird774 November 26, 2018