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Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,
The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’
by Crack of Dawn May 19, 2023
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Anxiety

Aww man I can’t believe my parents want to kill me.

That’s the anxiety, they just told you to clean your room.
by Some1elz3 May 21, 2023
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Texting Anxiety

The anxiety you get when texting someone, typically most people with a
anxiety have this.

You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.
Person 1: I remember when that too!

Person 2: ok

Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety

Person 2: k

Person 1: be right back

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by Puppykittylover June 4, 2023
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Toxic Anxiety

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.
I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.
by ZIM001 June 9, 2023
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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Sleep Anxiety

An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.
I got over my Sleep Anxiety by exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene.
by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023
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Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
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