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Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)
I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!
by Strimbles June 11, 2024
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The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
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Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.
Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
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Alienated

To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.
Joe: "I totally alienated her last night!"
Yuri: "Do me next, and do it hard!"
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.
That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.
by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010
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Alien Pi

When a mean neighbor had come in the middle of the night, while you were away, to mow your lawn flattened in the shape of the number π, which your consoling community claimed to be a “crop circle” signifying an advanced civilization, most likely caused by some extraterrestrial visitors.
Mr. Paulos made a police report about his lawn probably being vandalized by some inconsiderate alien pi forces.
by Numerati November 12, 2023
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Locked in alien

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura
by Brainrotking January 9, 2025
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