by Vadaldus January 19, 2022

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
by PopeReagan April 16, 2017

People who drink, but tend to take it a little too far and a little too often. These people are often fun to be around when they are drinking.
That ultimate frisbee team is full of alcoholics. Not those two jacked guys though, they're chill, and definitely not alcoholics.
by NOT Austicakes November 20, 2023

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016
