Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

TDS Agent

Some one who is part of the Trump Deportation Society

That TDS Agent deported Jose

by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019

Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)

my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020

The agent Peely show

The agent Peely show is a Fortnite/ try hard to be funny TikTok he try’s to get attention on social media by posting sorta funny videos by talking to his brother if they are good. If you are at this part and still reading I like to play tf2 and because 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕞

Friend 1, agent peely uploaded today!
Friend 2, Finally!
Friend 1, dang, he has a stupid upload schedule. The Agent peely show is a TikToker

by Digital January 11, 2021

Sympathy agent

Like the FBI, but for niceness

He's such a sympathy agent!

by evevev July 7, 2021

u/-Agent-47-

pretty epic guy, good bot
one of the nicest people ever

u/-Agent-47- is on r/teenagersbutpog

by arccer August 8, 2021