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Archie

best boyfriend EVER who i (martha) loves so so so so so incredibly much and i always will :3
he is very smart and occasionally helps me with my homework
very sexy
by shinjieva1 June 15, 2024
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Archie

Fucking Lanky, Brownie Blonde Hair, Undercut/Man bun. Obsessed with football, funny, handsome.
Man- OMG LOOK IT’S ARCHIE THE SLENDERMAN

Slender man meaning tall man
by SLENDERMAN’S BITCH July 1, 2024
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Archie

A total gay fag who lives for pounding dudes in the ass. Archie will bend over backwards (literally) to stick his dick in some guy’s shitter, but don’t even think about trying to flip the script, he ain’t taking it up his own ass, no way. Strict top energy only.
Also famously known for wanking furiously on any available sofa while everyone else is out. You’ll come home and find crusty stains on the cushions and Archie just chilling there like nothing happened, hand still down his pants.
“Yo, where’s Archie?”
Probably balls-deep in some twink’s ass or nutting all over your mum’s couch again.”
by dbl0fucko January 23, 2026
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archie

the best dude in the world he might be a faggot but he's very very funny and the most handsome gorgeous man on the planet oh drooling emoji oh hot momma he's evil as hell but man is he the best person you'll ever meet, you'll wanna be with him forever and be near him all the time, loving and enjoying every second of his company no matter what, he's also a major freak (not a bad thing)
by bingoary October 27, 2024
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archie tinker

Always lad that is no taller than 5'5 he is always super angry and feisty always getting angry over the small things like playful insults. He always gets the same haircuts never daring to change even though he "try's to change it". And i think they dont poo
Person 1: you see that bloke why is he so angry

Person 2: yeah its archie tinker he just got called a name
by i will eat lincolns toes November 25, 2024
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Archie Grace

the most handsome large willied man to be ever birthed by the lord. Cute, big willy, massive flappy gooch, and a BIG personality.

Craig: "Who was that with the big willy?"

Sarah: "that was Archie Grace the fella with the flappiest gooch in school."

Craig: "incel. i want to be like him and have a flappy gooch."

Archie's flappy gooch and big willy is loved by many.
"WHAT BIG GOOCH!, I WONDER IF IT WAS ARCHIE GRACE.
by GOOCHLord3000 January 19, 2025
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Archie

Archie has a fat dick (15 inches) and calls everyone a gronk.
Archie: “Oh that kid is a gronk and I have a big dick
by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025
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