The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
Get the Lil Vonmug. The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').
"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"
by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024
Get the The von Clausewitz Gambitmug. Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Vonmug. by bdcripsuckanikkadick August 18, 2025
Get the vonmug. Last name of a person who is super duper cool. Skye main that sometimes blinds themselves but it's all part of their master plan to win the whole game and be top fragger.
by aurelionistaken July 1, 2021
Get the Von Kaenelmug. When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
by cuddygang November 6, 2020
Get the VONmug. A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
Get the Sook von suckymug.