The cutest most lovable guy you will ever meet, He is amazing at Art and will be the most loyal man in your life. He is a bit shy but overall amazing
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He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
He was a devout Christian whose faith guided him to oppose gang violence and promote peace, unity, and love. Von was also active in charity work, helping those in need and advocating for disability rights. He listened actively to others, offering his time and attention to anyone who needed it. His empathy and supportive nature meant he was always there for others in times of hardship. Von gave without expectation, helping others without asking for anything in return.
King Von respected boundaries and forgave easily, focusing on healing and spreading positivity. He was humble, never seeking recognition for his deeds, and often showed gratitude for the people and experiences in his life. He left a lasting legacy of love, kindness, and selflessness, inspiring others to follow his example and make a positive impact in their communities.
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A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
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He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.
random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!
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