shit tail

When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car

Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??

by CFCD March 20, 2017

taco tail

the rectal burning experienced when defecating a spicy food

that chili yesterday gave me some serious taco tail

by mebalzitch October 3, 2010

Tail Cheering

Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)

This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.

Guy: Woooo!

Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?

by GraddadGiveMeAGumJob June 6, 2018

Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

Lion-tail

The hairstyle where a bald dude grows out his side hair and wears it in a ponytail. The hairstyle resembles the tail of a lion where it is furry a d dark towards the tip of the tail but appears bald throughout the rest of the tail.

I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert with my dad and saw more lion-tails than I could count.

by Analyst-gone-Architect May 24, 2021

man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Cuttin’ Tail

When you fuck a lot lizard.

I was cuttin’ tail in Tucson, but it’ll grow back by spring.

by John jingle smidt September 2, 2020