Shame-Rays

The look someone gives you when you to silently inform you of the uncoolness you may accidentally be radiating. They are do so by raining their shame rays down upon you. Shame Rays are usually a silent expression on the face of an onlookers witnessing your public gaucherie, but may be accompanied by a 'wait- what?' and raised eyebrows.

'On Friday when I was drunk, I tried to explain to a bunch of my co-workers what 'Neat Pet Group' is on Facebook and how it fills my newsfeed with pics of cool dogs... and how this video popped up where this dog didn't know how to respond to the command 'get down', so it did all the tricks it knew...and well, then they gave it a treat anyway because that was cute, you know?' Everyone was silent during the build-up to and post- this rather considerable anti-climax. I felt their shame-rays raining down on me as I plowed on through the increasingly staggered and awkward story to the inevitable and disappointing conclusion. So that was my evening.

by Amedawgnarlymoves August 15, 2018

shame look

The look your friends give u when youve done something so shameful, there are no words to describe it.

he gave me the shame look after i confessed on stage.

by unexpectidely_awesome July 12, 2014

spot of shame

when some trackie clad youth goes for a piss and doesn't shake the drips off their ol' boy properly and a ring of piss appears in the crotch area of their trackies.

"he must have just had a piss, look at that Spot Of Shame"

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

Shame Generator

A bathroom scale

I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.

by detfrost1 June 24, 2011

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

mother-shaming

When someone shames a woman for getting pregnant or being a mother.

People were so mother-shaming toward Sarah by telling her that she wouldn't be able to be a mother since she was a teenager, single, and poor, that she felt pressured into an abortion and later had PTSD from it.

by GrungeWillNeverDie November 17, 2017