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Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.
Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.
by sitlab December 8, 2009
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pony binge

i'm in the import and export business. I deal in pony binge.
by Megatim August 11, 2008
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mouth pony

Girl that likes to ride dick with her mouth, does not leave a drop.
"April is a mouth pony!"
by enjoit January 22, 2014
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chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".
That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.
by Owlet-C July 31, 2016
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Plush Pony

A person who is about to perform oral sex to a woman who has not shave her private parts is being given a Plush Pony.

When a girl with a bush sits on your face.

A girl rubbing her pubic hair on your face.
"I leaned forward so much that the stripper was about to give me a Plush Pony."

I'll let her give me a Plush Pony any day!
by The Dirty German November 3, 2010
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grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.
Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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