Skeet Gipp

A man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. He drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. The next Messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). Loves to eat at a shack called Roscotts. Skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.

Skeet Gipp, Ya hes the next Messiah,

by Skeet-Gipp October 5, 2010

Skeet Feet

N. The act of a man ejaculating on a persons feet.

Damn, I totally gave that girl the case of the Skeet Feet last night.

by The shaft November 2, 2013

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

Skeet Whistle

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

by BowDozer April 7, 2012

skeet

To suck dick or to recice skeet from someone

Damn i want some skeet from dat bitch
Damn nigga that bitch give sum good skeet

by Lauren November 30, 2004

skeet

when u want to make someone leave u tell them to skeet

skeet the fuck out of here harold

by penis boy October 20, 2004

skeet

an animal. with its own special language.they are usually creeps.

skylar swinney is a skeet

by phillip September 19, 2004