1 definition by Skeet-Gipp
A man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. He drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. The next Messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). Loves to eat at a shack called Roscotts. Skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.
by Skeet-Gipp October 5, 2010