dusty shot

a hard shaft up the poop chute from someone who hasn't used their schlong in nearly 2 years

"Bruh, did you hear?"
"Dat trick Allison done took a dusty shot from out-of-the-game Johnny!"

by murkinhoes37 March 6, 2014

dusty money

Money that you find underneath the couch cushions.

Homies and I used some dusty money to hit up fourth meal at Taco Bell after killing three grandfather roaches.

by Frostyballz July 21, 2014

Dusty Busty

Male version of the vagina that protrudes from where the penis should be. This organ is usually very fowl smelling in that it is impossible to touch or move because of its large size. It is often confused with an overweight male's over hanging skin flab in the genital area. Whenever there is a fowl smell in a close proximity of many males that are over weight this is usually the cause. Commonly known as the "fat man smell."

Fat Man Fupa. That man has a large and fowl smelling Dusty Busty.

by bitch tits 101 December 6, 2009

Dusty Mug

A cool homosexual who plays isaac

hey do u know dusty mug?
yeah theyre really cool

by AAAAAAAAAAAVERY October 4, 2021

Dusty Douglas

When you’re getting ready to give your best girl the best sex of her life out in her Pa’s barn, and a guy wipes his penis on some barn dust before he commences sex with his girl. Hence, the Dusty Douglas

“I was out at Charlene’s farm last night. And I gave her the Dusty Douglas. She was so mad!”

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 19, 2021

Dusty Smut

The act of kicking dirt in a slut's face after sex.

I totally gave this girl a Dusty Smut last night.

by EnterUsernameHere March 14, 2013

Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 26, 2018