Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 01, 2005

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater October 19, 2007

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 16, 2013

Donkey Sitter

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row

Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side

by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch

“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “

by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020

Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 11, 2018