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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad

BRAD, incredible charming, good looking, thoughtful and loving. He is passionate in everything he does. Extremely confident. One helluva story teller. A trouble maker but also a problem solver. He’s down to earth and easy to talk too. Has powerful intuition, he’s right about most things. Can be your best friend or your worst enemy! Is absolutely amazing in bed! Likes to get freaky. Is a gentleman and notice’s the little things. Highly intelligent. Acts like a crazy little kid sometimes. Always the most fun at parties. You will never be bored with a Brad. He is also a great provider and will love you unconditionally. If you find a Brad you should never let him go. They are a rare beautiful find.
I met Brad today, omg I’m in love!
by Crazycrosser November 23, 2021
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brad

by Tesco October 30, 2018
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brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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Brad Carr

A guy so fucking dumb he used the urban dictionary as proof of spelling for the word: numbnuts, but spelled it numnuts.
Don't talk to that guy he's a total Brad Carr!
by Washingtana February 9, 2025
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Brad

That dude’s such a Brad. He’s a bronze 1.
by BetterThanBradAtRL October 22, 2019
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Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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