Loch Nessie Messie

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

jello-ness

The state of extreme lack of energy, utter fatigue, such that one feels like he/she has about as much substance to their physical frame as a bowl of jello - melting at that!

I'm learning it seems to be a "you're doing too much" sign that kicks in even sooner than the brain "fog" and disorientation and extreme "jello-ness."

by Cheryl June 17, 2006

poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

Pee-Ness-Ness

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

by Brayde March 27, 2008

pee-ness

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks

1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"

by bugirlito3 September 3, 2011

nesbit

A smart, wordly girl with a lot of pizzazz

"Hey, who's that dreamy girl over there?" "You mean the cute one over there? OMG, she's so nesbit!"

by ezelsindehemel August 7, 2007