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New year

Celebration of successful completion of and start of new calender year.

Though there's no significant reason behind this shit. I say why stop there, let's celebrate every month, every day, every minute and every fu8king second.

"Happy New Year"
Dude: Happy New Year bro
Bro: Happy New Year dude! How's party?
Dude: Party's sick bro. She's taking rest.
by why did i December 31, 2019
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Pound Years

When a seemingly heavier person no longer refers to when an event took place using normal times, but instead makes this clear according to their weight at said time.
Person 1: "Dude, that concert was forever ago!"

Person 2: "Yeah, almost 20lbs ago..."

Person 1: "Since when do you talk in pound years?"
by NoOneOfConsequence123 August 17, 2011
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Year 7s

little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is.

Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase.

Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school
Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘
Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.
* A year 7 rushes past with their huge bag*
Year 9: ugh man have yu seen them year 7s there absolutely tincey

Other year 9: err man i know and there sooooo annoying
Year 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH have you seen Lily’s pencil case? It was £50000 from Smiggle!
by Friendly._.Frog September 19, 2019
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Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021
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Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.
Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.
by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021
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year of shaft

When the whole year decides to shaft you and make you its bitch
Guy 1: “I’ve broken my arm, got the flu, had my fake taken from me, and got railed by my midterms... and it’s only January
Guy 2: “Oof... have fun dude. Sounds like you’re stuck with the year of shaft”
by Poopdedoophi February 5, 2020
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Silkwizard Year

Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.
Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.
by Some Person August 5, 2004
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