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Howard

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.
Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.
by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024
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Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
by QuacksO December 11, 2017
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Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.
Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!
by Shygvy June 1, 2022
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Austin howard

damn Austin howard really did massacre all those babies
by glass bowl May 13, 2020
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matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 1, 2021
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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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