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Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time
Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.
by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013
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floppy fort

An orgy involving a bouncy castle where people try to have sex in midair or while bouncing.
Oh man, i had so much fun at the floppy fort last night!
by Meshyr January 6, 2016
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Fort Wenty

A military reserve that resides in Long Beach, CA, USA (Guess who was born there??). However, it isn't your average reserve. It doesn't protecc the most gold in the world, inside you would find the world's FINEST kush. 420 Blaze It Fagz!
Friend 1: "Yo, dawg, pass da boof."
Friend 2: "Sorry, bro... We're out of weed..."
Friend 1: "Dude, I have an idea... Let's head to Fort Wenty!"
Friend 2: "Awesome..."
(Both of the friends get up and then proceed to collapse onto the floor.)
by RuleThatEmpire July 23, 2019
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Fort Berthold

To get a girl pregnant and proceed to leave the baby with grandma, while you party
Yo, did you hear that Sam hand another kid? Whatttt, he pulled another Fort Berthold??
by creatoroffortb November 21, 2019
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Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles
Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.
by Despicable123 June 17, 2019
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Fort mill middle school

A middle school full of kids who think they’re better than everyone. There’s about 5 actually decent human beings but the rest are annoying trash. They think they’re so cool for getting high, drink or showing up to school with 10 damn hickeys. Fort Mill is literally the worst school in the district. Most people only go there because the other school was locked. Fort Mill is the place to go for constant bullying and just annoying bs. FMMS is the worst school I’m be district.
Fort Mill Middle School is literally the worst! It’s full of hoes who think they’re the best. Are they? No!
by Noot Snoot AR October 8, 2019
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Forted

Man I just forted!
by HewieBelli August 2, 2019
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