clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.
Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.
by disturbed cake April 29, 2016
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clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.
"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.
by disturbed cake April 29, 2016
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Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
by Captain Capsized October 17, 2016
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wiener sleeper

Throating a girl so hard she passes out on oxygen deprivation
You say his name one more time i will put you in the wiener sleeper and dead horse you when your passed out.
by Dikky B December 09, 2016
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Wiener Check

A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.
Nia: "Hey, isn't Annie a level 15 wizard?"
Jay: "Nah, she failed her wiener check."
by sooo many March 27, 2022
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 12, 2017
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Wienered

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!
by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013
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