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Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum
‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down
by willyoutjohnson September 1, 2022
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Willyknockers

Dude I just cut off my willyknockers
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Willy

A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes
"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son
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Tainted Willy

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010
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Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011
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Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...
by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017
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waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.
Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.
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