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whale eye

Polite term for a rusty sheriff's badge.
See Mohagony Knot
Look mate, her whale eye has exhaust burn!
by Samhain_Knight August 6, 2004
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whale wars

a show on animal planet that has a fat canadian guy trying to stop japanies people by throwing smelly stuff at them
i was watching whale wars and i saw a faggot so i changed it
by fred matiison3 July 10, 2010
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Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020
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The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig September 30, 2019
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Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
by madMFG November 6, 2010
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Ogglypoggily Whale

An Ogglypoggily is only found in North Wales Seas, especially near the surfing beach Hells Mouth near Abersoch. It's distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the Surfers.

They range from 4-15 metres long.

It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.
He was as dangerous as an Ogglypoggily whale
by Surfersgf December 5, 2010
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