wet weasel

To pop off while in the shower

I had company in the house all day so I could only make time for a wet weasel.

by altiarblade July 23, 2014

Soft & wet

Soft & wet is a stand in the popular manga and anime JoJo's bizarre adventure, Soft & wet is the stand of the main character in JoJo's bizarre adventure part 8 used by Josuke higashikata who has the nickname "Gappy" based on the gap between his teeth. Soft & wet has the main ability of plunder which Soft & wet will throw a bubble at someone or something stealing a part of them Example "Soft & wet just stole the friction off the ground"

Fucking idiot: Soft & wet is a horrible stand

Chad: You are a fucking fool

by God damn nerd December 15, 2020

wet boy

hit man or professional assassin.

"that wee cunt gets a knife an he reckons he's a real wet boy"

by phil jupidice's fat wee brother August 1, 2005

wet back

Originally a nick name for Mexicans greaser, beaner, pepper belly, either legally or illegally in the country. Originated in the American Southwest border states, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California. Through common usage has come to mean citizens of any nation who have immigrated here illegally.

Most wet backs sure are hard working, cheap laborers.

by Gregory B July 4, 2006

wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

by Derek R. August 8, 2006

wet patch

A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.

'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'

by Nick21 June 20, 2006

Wet Wipe

A “wet wipe” is somebody who is overly sensitive and immensely touchy. Generally it is of the male specimen that this is used for, due to the idea that a man should not be so pathetic. Wet wipes like to make a theatrical scene of leaving a situation because they feel attacked on a regular basis. Men who are wet wipes can be overly soppy and mushy towards not only their loved ones but common strangers; this makes them feel restored when they obtain back slushy remarks.

A wet wipe is a piece of damp tissue that one uses to wipe their own backside.

"He's like a woman... He's such a wet wipe."
"Honestly? We must have bigger balls put together than he does alone."

by No Wet Wipes. January 12, 2013