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Wank Off Wednesday 

Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday
Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday

Suck Your Titty Wednesday 

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?
Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday
Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.
ash wednesday by justo effe August 10, 2007

Hangover Wednesday

The Day after Mardi Gras that many Juniors and Seniors in High School dread, or don't even go school, due to the Hangover symptoms they have gotten from the previous day.
Guy1: dude, where were you? We had a baseball game yesterday!

Guy2: sorry man, yesterday was Hangover Wednesday, and i just had to celebrate it.

Ass Wednesday 

Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.
Last night Keanu totally Ass Wednesday-d me.
Ass Wednesday by Battlemebum September 12, 2016

Wet lip Wednesday 

-"what to do today?"
--"Lets go out and drink its Wet lip Wednesday!"
Wet lip Wednesday by bfrisky November 4, 2009