cob web

to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks

she had cob webs everywhere

by Cr4sh March 4, 2009

Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

by TwoBitVigilante November 23, 2018

web site

Address on the web, such as www.foo.com

by null set July 29, 2003

Intellectual Dark Web

A group of "alt"-alt-right academics who critique the right from a counter-materialistic perspective.

The meta-right frequently concludes that the Enlightenment was false in its phenomenological conclusions but meaningful toward effecting the modern era.

Also called the meta-right.

The intellectual dark web gets its name from its momentous dominance of non-traditional media platforms.

by sandraxine June 8, 2018

Webbing her up

It's when you cum all over the girl you're having sex with like Spider-Man

Friend 1: Hey, man how did the part go last night?

Friend 2: It was awesome! I was webbing her up!

Friend 1: Who?

Friend 2: Selina

Friend 1: No way!

by Danny go November 14, 2021

Funnel Web Spyder

When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.

Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?

by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008