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Waste of Life

Someone who just plain sucks at life and doesn't deserve to live
"wow Christian is a waste of life"

"Yea he is, and so is his friend Mike"
by MuffinZ_TEH_hottest July 3, 2008
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Walter Whities

Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. “Walter Whites” is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.

Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.

Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.

Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?

Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?

Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
by m_piet October 9, 2013
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pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009
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Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
by Ian Chode September 17, 2003
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Waste Manager

a cumdumping donee; one who excels at receiving sperm
Brittany administered her position as waste manager with a high degree of professionalism; her pussy endlessly perforated, habitually abiding as the receptacle for vast amounts of my personal refuse.
by nate doggy dizzle March 4, 2009
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A waste

A waste is the writer of the old top definition:

"A waste, or a TOTAL waste, is what the majority of todays young people (under 30) are, with very, very, few exceptions.
So many of todays kids are just worthless, just a bunch of idiots, a waste, of (money, time, education etc.)"
"Did you know shomesomethin is A waste of capacity on earth"
"WOah dude look at that flying squid"
by PepiOnLine November 8, 2020
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waste-unit

some1 who wastes there talent and who spoiles other pplz plans
aww u waste-unit u ruined mi graph
by dripz November 30, 2006
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