washington heights

My Birthplace, i luv being the only black kid in this place CUZ EVRYONE IS FUCKING DOMINICAN
and everyone speaks spanish n shit so i have to go on the train so i can talk to somebody---- if there is somebaody in Wash Heights dat speaks english lemme know!!!!!

ME IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS

Me:Can i get a plain slice

Dominican:Galo que nosotros punani controdo casa pescado limon __(my interpretation of spanish)__

Me: fuck

by Nips October 12, 2005

Washington Redskin

The act of cutting a hole in variable grade(s) of sandpaper to be fit and worn around ones penis as a backboard during intercourse.

Matt gave the best Washington Redskin to Foofu last night, her knot must look like 99 Red Balloons!

by EINSTEIN-one January 3, 2013

warning

an awesome green day song that has a catchy beat; the premise of the song is simple- society is living in fear and worry, and not living their lives with any excitement

This is a public service announcement, This is only a test,
Emergency evacuation protest,
May impair your ability to operate machinery,
Cant quite tell just what it means to me,
Keep out of reach of children,
Don't you talk to strangers,
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker,
Warning, live without warning
I said warning live, without warning

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

Washing The Horse

While getting your partner from behind, pull out, and urinate all over their back - especially in the hair while tugging on it.

Jen thought I was going to pull out and shoot, but instead she caught me washing the horse.

by Theodore Baagz, MD April 18, 2014

car washing

The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.

Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?

Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.

by Stolotski February 1, 2012

washington township high school

The new Buffalo Bills, gets to the state finals 3 straight years and lose 3 straight years...can't seem to beat Shawnee, no matter how many steriods they use. Every single female is hot, there are no ugly ones. AKA Italian TWP.

They pulled a TWP and choked in the final minute.

by 80 March 2, 2005