Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Cream Walk

When you cream pie someone and they walk away and leave a “cream” trail.

Bruhv I came inside Brittany and she cream walked my hallway

by Huevos Purgatory August 26, 2020

Gemba Walk

In Japanese, Gemba means "Real Place." Japanese detectives refer to the crime scene as the gemba. In America, it has become an over-used corporate style of management. These walks typically include bored and potentially overweight employees who walk aimlessly around the office in the middle of the day, hoping to work up the courage to make it to the vending machine before the end of the day.

On Fridays, Hans does Gemba walks around the office to appear productive and fit to his employees. His boss, Charles approves of his diligence and promoted him to supervisor.

by CoolKid139939 June 23, 2017

smoke walk

Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.

I think he's probably gonna smoke walk you with that gilbin stalker.

by Joh9 May 6, 2015

Walking AIDS

(n.) a sexually permiscous person who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). Usually known by all to be a whore.

Woah, dude look at that chick! She's so hot!
Dude...no...just...no.
Why, dude? Look at that ass!
Dude, she's walking AIDS.
...oh.

by dr. tran, PHD in kickin ur ass June 17, 2009