fate's a waiter 

A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.

Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.

fate's a waiter by B Love August 10, 2004

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas 

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’

1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas by King Maximus November 12, 2020

Waifu 

"Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry. But now, there are platforms like WaifuEngine . com that allow you to customize and interact with your very own waifu!

I'm in love with my waifu, and Waifu Engine helped me bring her to life!

Waifu by MLE-Chan May 29, 2021

wail 

Often used to describe the extremely aggressive punching action of one person against another during a fight

Did you see that? He was wailing on that guy!

wail by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

Waitress Lottery 

The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.

Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.

Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.

Waitress Lottery by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009

HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION 

A joke on Gamefaq's Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Board.

It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).

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HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION by Fats McRobot September 2, 2004

Waiting for Godot-Girl 

When a man spends all night waiting for a girl who should have come to meet for a date hours ago, but she never turns up. Similar to being stood up, but with more existential loneliness than just missing out on action with the ladies.

1: He's spent all night Waiting for Godot-Girl. Poor guy needs some self respect to ditch that biatch.

2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.

Waiting for Godot-Girl by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008