legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023

peakin weasel

When the male partner slips his erection through a small hole in the door or glory hole. The male then has a string attached to his boner to give a little movement before insertion.

So, I pranked my wife by dressing up my one eye willy as a furry little vermin. When she asked about it I told her I'm revving up my peakin weasel .

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017

Bath weasel

Someone who doesn’t wash & absolutely stinks

When close you need to hold your breath

When was the last time you had a shower ?you bath weasel

by Baked bean August 21, 2019

Dick weasel

A guy who acts nice until you're alone than shows his true assholeness

Dann he is a dick weasel, lets knock him tf out.

by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018

Butt Weasel

A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.

Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts

by Res562cue May 14, 2016

chin weasel

Sparce scraggly-looking facial hair found among adolescents and twenty-somethings meant to be used to debase their ability to grow a beard.

Girl at the bar: “Some guy just asked me for my number, and he had quite the chin weasel.” (Rolls eyes)

by KTLou December 11, 2018

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020