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Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash
by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018
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Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 8, 2020
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binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing
She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020
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Pigeon wash

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017
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nigga wash

getting a soapy as rag and instead of getting in the shower you just wash your body at the sink with the rag
i dont have time to take a shower so imma just do a nigga wash
by yooooo 124 November 1, 2017
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washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.
Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.
by smackmondo February 19, 2018
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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