The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 09, 2019
by Scruff_pup September 01, 2017
A process invented by Yuppies where they purchase clothing, such as a shirt, then wear it until its slightly soiled, throw it out and get a new one.
by LinkXXI December 08, 2008
by psychonicky April 29, 2010
Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots
Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022
Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016
You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.
by Qwickable May 10, 2021