Von Dumpski

A polite way of saying you have to take a shit

Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.

Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

von Asen

Royal German family known since the Saxon Wars of Charlemagne

The House of Asen (von Asen) is a royal family

by timvonasen July 30, 2023

Baron Von Steuben

He was like, this super badass immigrant gay himbo in the American Revolution and a bunch of crappy places are named after him. Okay so Germany kicked him out for being gay, Ben Franklin sent him and his boyfriend here, He did a bunch of awesome stuff, gave us some Prussian drilling, made us have half a chance against the British, wrote the first ever drill manual for the U.S., yelled at us in German and French, oh and he had a spoiled ass doggo he loved named Azor. Picked up two more twinks, got this lil ol house, died there, the end. He was friends with, like, all the important people your teacher actually tells you about. He was only being paid half. So yeah, he slayed.

random soldier: OH MY GOD WHO TF WAS THAT BARON VON STEUBEN GUY I HATE HIS BOOK, WHY DO WE HAVE TO CARRY IT AROUND!?
Me: Bro I wish I had one, BUT THEY'RE 80 FUCKING DOLLARS!?

200 years ago:
Baron Von Steuben: hey y'all I'm your new sugar daddy drillmaster
Du Ponceau: I'm his emotional support French twink
Walker: I'm just here for the money.
North: Hi, I'm one of the boyfriends, and I have a minor drinking problem
Azor: ruff ruff
AAAAAAND THAT'S THE BARON'S HAREM OF GAY FRENCHIES IN A NUTSHELL!
Washington: I don't get paid enough for this.
LaFayette: I don't get paid anything for this!

by IofogslawurysKisskiss April 25, 2024

Von dutch

Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.

Stanley: hey how’s your day going?

Richard: eh it’s alright

Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot

by Lv cases April 29, 2024

Donald Von ShitzInPantz

Donald J Trump

The diaper wearing traitor and 45th president of these United States.

Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?

A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course

by Prof. Ass Master May 2, 2024

Von Strike

Showing extreme emotion followed by a strong insult.

Jordan once shot the child because of his von strike violence.

by anonymous May 10, 2024