The Vampire

To eat a girl out when she is on her period then give her a hickey. The blood from your lips along with the mark from the hickey resembles a vampire bite.

"He gave her The Vampire last night."

by Nilla Wayfa November 3, 2009

Vampire

A reanimated corpse that drinks the blood of living humans. Vampires are virtually immortal in that they do not age or get sick and possess eternal youth. Vampires possess heightened senses as well as superhuman powers of strength, speed, accelerated healing, mind control, and telepathy.

Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.

Dracula is the king of vampires.

by Cainman September 9, 2013

Vampire Vision

When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc.

God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my light on... i hate when she does that. Giving me Vampire Vision and stuff.

by Pofodamofo January 26, 2008

Closet Vampire

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

by juliebix April 4, 2009

double reverse vampire

A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.

man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*

by Michalic January 12, 2008

Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.

"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."

by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006

vampire bitch

A bitch that you only want to be with in the dark.

Yo my vampire bitch is sooo ugly, but she fucks soooo good.

by the dago March 29, 2007