Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime

The Virginia Beach oceanfront is a hellhole

by thYMEE October 16, 2022

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Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.

I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.

by BrysonW December 8, 2012

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West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.

"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"

by joshingmachine November 11, 2013

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West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.

I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.

by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017

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West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.

We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!

by TheAC February 24, 2020

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