vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox April 10, 2016

Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.

by Mastercater April 13, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish April 12, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.

He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.

by satisfaction_jackson April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.

by Catof9Lives April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large, one cannot do it constantly, like going on vacation, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

OMG, that guy had such a vacation dick, I won't be able to fuck for a month.

by Sr_Flyingcobra3 April 11, 2016

vacation dick

A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.

"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."

by NerdKilla April 10, 2016