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Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick
Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!
by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016
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A dick larger than the average six of dick in your area when someone is on vacation.
Ashley: how was vacation?
Brittany: great, I got so much vacation dick.
by Juanpanlo8996 June 3, 2016
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Very large dick that girls love on vacation
"He gave me that vacation dick in Hawaii "
by Lucas Scott Cutting June 2, 2016
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A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
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Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
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A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.
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Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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