West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 April 28, 2016

Morgantown West Virginia

Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.

Let's go to Morgantown West Virginia!

by proreitard September 11, 2022

virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by May 10, 2023

West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.

Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.

by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021

Virginia rat slap

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis

My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night

by ABiggerNigger May 19, 2022

West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.

We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!

by TheAC February 24, 2020

West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.

Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.

by frosty beats August 09, 2022