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urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet
Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!
by kenickers October 27, 2015
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skididi urinal

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My skididi urinal got loose again
by Sagmanbagman April 13, 2024
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Jimmy urine pee bottle

When jimmy urine peed in a bottle drank it and let steve righ also drink it!
“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”
by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024
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Storin’ Urine

Common condition of elders who leave the toilet with pee still dripping in their drawers to be stored there until an undergarment update is possible.
Man, I gotta learn to leave it drip a little longer ‘cause I been storin’ urine lately.
by keyline July 12, 2017
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urinal anal fergus

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus
by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019
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Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.
You urination on my book.
by Gyatt man June 23, 2024
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urinate into this crater

Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."

The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.

The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."

He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
They need to urinate into this crater.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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