by english1704 April 3, 2009
Get the twat o'clock mug."Man, after our date, she asked me to peel off her thong. It was covered in twat frosting, bro. COVERED. Needless to say, I got laid." *gets high-five*
by Nomad9590 October 1, 2009
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A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.
by word woman July 24, 2014
Get the pretentious twat waffle mug.Various foreign substances the create a powerful, often toxic secretion from the vagina. Can cause serious chemical burns when in contact with fingers, mouth, tongue or penis for prolonged exposure . In some cases, it has even eaten through the subjects panties, jeans and boyfriends car seat. Extreme caution should be taken, and in most cases the subjects must be incinerated.
In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)
In rare cases, it also accompanies ESD (Excessive Saliva Disorder)
by SquishyConey September 3, 2003
Get the TTS (Toxic Twat Syndrome) mug.1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).
"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."
"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"
"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
Get the twat knockers mug.A bitchy woman usually in her teens or 20s, keeps up with the latest trends and thinks she is the shit. Appears as a wannabe diva and likes all superficial things that sparkle and glitter, hence twinkle twat.
I ran into Charlene yesterday at the mall and said hi but she completely ignored me. Man, what a twinkle twat.
by Widdle Munchkin July 8, 2009
Get the Twinkle Twat mug.1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
by Chode March 27, 2005
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