Skip to main content

Twitter Whore

1. One who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @StupidBitch: "I can't believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums". @StupidBitch: "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!! #pt #allgone" @StupidBitch retweeted "I saw a butterfly today. It reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. I cried for like 3 hours."
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
by Mellow Mick January 5, 2014
mugGet the Twitter Whoremug.

Twitter Rehab

The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
mugGet the Twitter Rehabmug.

twitters bitches

twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017
mugGet the twitters bitchesmug.

twitter feminist

A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.
You are blocked from following @ Twitter Feminist and viewing @ Twitter Feminist's tweets.
by Gyra December 11, 2016
mugGet the twitter feministmug.

twitter for andriod

jackfilms who posts screenshots of him tweeting "twitter for andriod" until december of 2019
"twitter for andriod"
bro stop quoting jackfilms
by john swan has a hot asf voice February 25, 2019
mugGet the twitter for andriodmug.

Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis April 17, 2011
mugGet the Twitter on the Shittermug.

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.
138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb
by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011
mugGet the Twitter Celebmug.

Share this definition