The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang
Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
by SuperGoat636 April 07, 2021
1. One who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @StupidBitch: "I can't believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums". @StupidBitch: "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!! #pt #allgone" @StupidBitch retweeted "I saw a butterfly today. It reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. I cried for like 3 hours."
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
by Mellow Mick January 06, 2014
by john swan has a hot asf voice February 26, 2019
A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.
by Gyra December 11, 2016
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?
Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis March 31, 2011
People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.
138 Following 8,539 Followers
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
yet you have never heard of the person.
have a team for themselves.
John Smith. #teamjohnsmith
all indications of a twitter celeb
by Teddy Francis August 20, 2011
twitter is one of the richest companies in the world and can easily afford to hire staff to find inappropriate accounts to report and suspend but why bother when there is plenty of slacktivists that will do the job for free.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
Such slacktivists are too dumb to realise they are being exploited.
Such people are known as twitters bitches.
by AnonDoxy July 28, 2017