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Twitter fingers 

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.
Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”

Twitter-Bitter 

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.

twitter warlock 

1. A celebrity with sufficient Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent to cast a spell on the masses and garner huge endorsement deals through the use of new media alone, and in particular twitter.
twitter warlock by majeweethis April 10, 2011

Twitter Blue 

One of Elon Musks' first ventures after he became the CEO of Twitter. It's the first of many schemes to fuel his goal of monetizing Twitter and squeezing every last penny from it. It's a monthly (purported $8) subscription you pay to get premium Twitter features, which now includes being able to get the Blue Verified checkmark.

I would bet many people are getting Twitter Blue simply for the checkmark now, which completely nullifies its original purpose as a way of ensuring a well-known or honorable person's authenticity.

Basically, Twitter Blue is the equivalent to Discord Nitro, and the Verified checkmark would be demoted to the same function as having a Nitro badge, which means nothing other than the fact you bought their subscription.
Thomas was a broke but renowned copyright-free music producer. After the events of Twitter Blue, he was furious to see his verified checkmark, something that took him ages to get, suddenly disappear. Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.

twitter crush 

to have a crush on someone that you follow on twitter
verb

flirting using the @ function to send short messages or replies to someone on twitter, or obsessively checking their twitter page that you have a twitter crush on

Twitter Thug 

Someone who hides behind their twitter account to talk big talk; A person that makes threats, insults, and jokes via twitter, but always backs down in person.
"Did you see DJ's new tweet?"
"No, why?"
"He said that he was going to beat Jalen's ass for talking to his girlfriend."
"Dude please, DJ is such a twitter thug, he won't beat anybody"
Twitter Thug by tooreal595 October 13, 2011