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Green toping

purposefully building a house in the side of a mountain on an smp
by RuM_ November 21, 2020
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
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Salad Tossing

To Toss Someone’s Salad Is To Perform Oral Sex Someone's Anus. Theses Oral Sex Acts Can Include Such Things As Licking, Kissing, Tonguing, And Much More.
I Had To Make A Urban Dictionary Account To Prove To My Normie Sister, Mary That Salad Tossing Was Technically In A Dictionary.

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Yuki Tossed Aoi’s Salad
by TossTam July 17, 2021
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Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
by CrockyofNeh January 23, 2022
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Bottle Tossing

When your dick is hard and you're lying down on the ground and your girl is naked and has to jump onto your dick trying to land on it without breaking it
Guy 1: Aw fuck man I broke my dick.
Guy 2: wtf how?
Guy 1: I was bottle tossing with my girl
by JENGAJUICE0951 July 14, 2022
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Salad tossing

PFC martin is into salad tossing
PFC martin like to eat or have his asshole ate by salad tossing
by MartinMartin013 July 19, 2022
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